1 FIND A JERK TO BADMOUTH YOU AND GUIDE YOURSELF BY THIS CHALLENGE
2 DON'T ALWAYS BE THE MAIN MAN. DO IT ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO.
3 GOOD THINGS ARE GOD-GIVEN; YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SCREWS UP
4 IF YOU GO LIMP, SCREW IT: FIND ANOTHER WOMAN
5 YOU ONLY SCORE GOALS WHEN YOU'RE ON GOOD TERMS WITH LIFE
6 DREAMS, MY ASS. PURSUE YOUR OBJECTIVES
7 IT'S NO USE GOING TO BED EARLY IF YOU CAN'T PLAY WORTH SHIT.
8 BE YOUR FRIENDS' BEST FRIEND AND YOUR ENEMIES' WORST ENEMY.
9 HAVE SEX EVERY DAY. THREE TIMES A DAY IS ABOUT RIGHT
10 NEVER ACT LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO. ALWAYS SAY THE TRUTH.

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BY PHYDIA DE ATHAYDE
PHOTOGRAPHY CHRISTIAN GAUL