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1
FIND A JERK TO BADMOUTH YOU AND GUIDE YOURSELF BY THIS CHALLENGE
2 DON'T ALWAYS BE THE
MAIN MAN. DO IT ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO.
3 GOOD THINGS ARE GOD-GIVEN;
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SCREWS UP
4 IF YOU GO LIMP, SCREW
IT: FIND ANOTHER WOMAN
5 YOU ONLY
SCORE GOALS WHEN YOU'RE ON GOOD TERMS WITH LIFE
6 DREAMS,
MY ASS. PURSUE YOUR OBJECTIVES
7 IT'S NO USE GOING TO
BED EARLY IF YOU CAN'T PLAY WORTH SHIT.
8 BE YOUR FRIENDS' BEST
FRIEND AND YOUR ENEMIES' WORST ENEMY.
9 HAVE SEX EVERY DAY.
THREE TIMES A DAY IS ABOUT RIGHT
10 NEVER
ACT LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO. ALWAYS SAY THE TRUTH. |
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